iBanged Zooey's definitions

Derp

A sexual act where one inserts their tongue into another's anal canal.

"Dude, I totally derpped that girl."

"Wanna derp?"

"We were derpping each other."

by iBanged Zooey November 19, 2013

Random Cruiser

Slang; for getting an erection out of nowhere.

"I got a random cruiser during class the other day. It was embarrassing."

"I'm starting to get a random cruiser."

by iBanged Zooey November 19, 2013