3 definitions by i thought i was straight
A good-for nothing manipulative narcissist, who is akin to a lower imp in the nine realms of hell. She will lie to you, get caught (she was dropped as a baby) and beg for your forgiveness (which you will give), and then do it all over again, making you question if you are still alive or if you finally wound up in hell and this is your groundhog day-style personal demon for the rest of eternity. For reasons even the mortal God David Attenburough (praise be) could not explain, she will have a small army of friends (definitly also demons) who will participate in your torment. After all, a Liv will not hesitate to share with those she loves!
by i thought i was straight November 2, 2022
Liv is person who is absolutely ethereal. They will sometimes hurt your feelings but are more than worth it, because they will love you deeper than youve ever been loved before. They are safe and kind, and patient with you. Loyal to a fault, and believes in the best in people, even when it hurts them. You will never be as enthralled or admired as you are by a Liv. They appreciate being likened to the moon, France (but not french people), football and k-pop, among other things. Occasionally they will binge watch a show and learn everything there is to know about it. Smart, and caring and steady. They will love you before you love yourself.
"Hey are you going out with anyone?"
"Yeah i got so lucky, im going out with a Liv right now. Im going to marry them someday."
"Yeah i got so lucky, im going out with a Liv right now. Im going to marry them someday."
by i thought i was straight August 6, 2023
Tilda is the most wonderful person. The kind who you cant help but fall a little bit in love with. The kind who will call you in the middle of the night and give you the best conversation you ever had, or skip class to help you breathe through panic attacks because they know how it feels.
They are funny and witty and so amazingly, unapolagetically themselves. To watch the changes in their face as they think and feel and laugh and smile, is a privilige I would not give up for anything.
How they chose you as their friend is a mystery and a blessing.
Tilda loves old rock, ska and angsty music, but somehow knows all the popular songs from your childhood too. They surprise you each and every day, and might not be there all the time, but the hope that youll see them is enough to get you to school in a hurry. They make the unbearable, bearable. They make you want to do anything to see them smile. Five minutes with them is equivalent a full day with someone else.
Tilda will live a long and happy life, or I swear I will bring heaven down to earth myself just so they could find peace.
They are funny and witty and so amazingly, unapolagetically themselves. To watch the changes in their face as they think and feel and laugh and smile, is a privilige I would not give up for anything.
How they chose you as their friend is a mystery and a blessing.
Tilda loves old rock, ska and angsty music, but somehow knows all the popular songs from your childhood too. They surprise you each and every day, and might not be there all the time, but the hope that youll see them is enough to get you to school in a hurry. They make the unbearable, bearable. They make you want to do anything to see them smile. Five minutes with them is equivalent a full day with someone else.
Tilda will live a long and happy life, or I swear I will bring heaven down to earth myself just so they could find peace.
by i thought i was straight November 2, 2022