2 definitions by i shag jaimie
The act of clamping your naked arse cheeks on a sleeping friend or strangers nose, in order to fart up their nose hole to achieve maximum devestation.
Last night lord spiffington crept into my chambers bollock naked and bare arse clamped me while i slumbered. he had a wicked case of firehole after the madras we had that evening leaving me looking like a burns victim.
by i shag jaimie March 5, 2010
Pornalepsy occurs when a person (or persons) is abouts to indulge in some light pornagraphic entertainment. The term refers to the uncontrollable shudders of excitement one gets whilst the porn is loading. so called as said shudders resemble an epileptic fit.
Me and sir Jimison bottomholesworth were abouts to watch an adult dvd of a tramp fornicating with a swan, as the dvd loaded both our bodies broke out in an uncontrollable bout of pornalepsy in atticipation of the hot tramp on swan action.
by i shag jaimie March 6, 2010