(Br-IH-stow)- A "Bristow" is a hairy little man, similar to a hobbit. This "man" has a very low self-esteen and cries at least 3 times a day for being accused of being a bristow. He rids his anger by beating women, usually with his fists/open hand, but has been known to occasionally headbutt.
by i like to slap bitches! April 06, 2009