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almost dong

The approximately 5in (12.7cm) radius area surrounding, but not including your penis/balls. Like any part of the male body, it is a safe and friendly alternative to the penis/balls to accept injury.

I thought the tennis ball was about to hit me square in the nut sack, but fortunately it just hit me in the almost dong. Holy hell, I'm lucky.

almost dong by i do cocaine April 25, 2008

manbanana 

A synonym for a man's genitalia, possibly erect, resembling the shape of a banana.

Ralf: Whoa Jeremy, you can totally see that guy's manbanana through his speedo.

Jeremy: I always kinda figured you were gay, Ralf.

manbanana by i do cocaine April 25, 2008