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Top Definition
One who must reboot their computer after a vigorous masturbation session caused a porn overload.
Sean was forced to purchase a new computer due to his masturebater tendencies.
by i cum for jesus October 10, 2010

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MLB
Acronym for "Mom's Lactating Boob".
My friend become aroused by my MLB.
by I Cum for Jesus October 10, 2010

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