2 definitions by i am not wearing pants

deflating the doll

1) packing up a hotel room to check-out

2) generally being late when meeting colleagues in a hotel

"hey bill, what's the hold-up? we're all waiting for you in the lobby to catch a cab to the airport"

"sorry mike, just deflating the doll. be right down"

by i am not wearing pants May 21, 2009

beef jerky in a dress

a woman of a certain age who, while once attractive for her tanned complexion and lean figure, is now creepily thin and leathery

pool boy 1: hey, did you just finish servicing that beef jerky in a dress in cabana 7?

pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours

by i am not wearing pants July 16, 2009