i'm not obama's definitions

jewlag

gulag for jews, you know like the ones back in 1941

i escaped the jewlag

by i'm not obama April 10, 2021

obama phone

A phone that someone purchased during the Obama presidency and is severely outdated

a: why doesnt twitter work 😡😡😡
b: your obama phone is running android 4.0 and is over a decade old

by i'm not obama January 5, 2023