Definitions by i'm a cockney

Berk 

Berk, meaning idiot, or dickhead

Rv - "where's Jason?"
Kirst - "Shit off you berk, how should I know?"

Berk by i'm a cockney February 6, 2009

shit off 

same as saying fuck off but better
You say it to someone if they're bein a berk

Rv - "Hello Charlie"
Kirst - "Shit off Charlie, you berk"

shit off by i'm a cockney February 6, 2009