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When you go down on a girl and see weird shadows that could be balls or hemorrhoids or something else even more scary.
It was all good in the dark til she tea bagged me with her vagotum.
by hurlaturd January 24, 2021

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Where all good boys and girls get to live after they find one and treat it like it deserves to be treated :)
It's about GD time you found that thang Earl, you may end up with Jesus in cliternity yet!
by hurlaturd January 24, 2021

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