Yikai

Such brute sexiness cannot be mortalized by being put in words on such a mundane website.

That man is ALMOST as sexy as an Yikai.
If Yikai was here, we would have no chance at fornication tonight.

by hotgirl228 January 29, 2009

Jaeki

A very well-known Jackoffasaurus. Was believed to have single-handedly -well, we assume that he used both hands in actuality- to ejaculate the entire of the Jackoffasaurus species into existence. He was prominently displayed in an episode of the hit TV series, South Park, where he played a jackoffasaurus character, shedding light on the species for the first time.

Dude, that guy's been in the washroom for like 30 minutes. He must be trying to pull a Jaeki.

by hotgirl228 February 11, 2009