Definitions by hotboxin
good on paper
A person that has seemingly excellent credentials (college degree, money, inflated job title) but is really a complete looser and out of touch with reality. Definitely the type with major skelatons in the closet. Frequently found among avid gamers.
This guy seemed so good on paper - cool job, nice car, huge house but it turns out that he's some kind of bdsm, cross dressing freak!
good on paper by hotboxin November 27, 2005
Maui Cruiser
Total pos car used by all nonmaterialistic or surfer/stoner type residents of Hawaii. Frequently dented, multi-colored, rusted out and slept in. Any sketchy looking automobile or a prehistoric gas guzzler, of the four door variety, with no a/c, horn, working lighter, etc.
1. One man's hoopty is another man's maui cruiser.
2. I thought it was the best vacation sex ever, until he offered to take me to the airport and I saw his maui cruiser. That car had to be 20 years older than he was!
2. I thought it was the best vacation sex ever, until he offered to take me to the airport and I saw his maui cruiser. That car had to be 20 years older than he was!
Maui Cruiser by hotboxin February 3, 2005