1 definition by hose monster
(verb) when you give a fat girl two black eyes then proceed to ejaculate on her facial features, giving her the appearance of a panda bear.
Sam: Hey Garrett, what did you do this weekend?
Garrett: Nothing much, just gave that fat girl a panda bear.
Sam: NICE!!
Garrett: Nothing much, just gave that fat girl a panda bear.
Sam: NICE!!
by hose monster December 4, 2011