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a little town between canton and minerva that has a lot of drama and drugbusts. there is no mcdonalds there are about 15 churches a school a gas station and a dairy queen
its filled with old people and immature teenagers
the kids start having sex in 5th grade
start drinking and smoking in 6th and go to AA by the seventh grade
dont get me wrong its an amazing place to grow up
the town is centered around its school and athletics
but its got more drugs and alcohol than all of germany because the town loves their kids but they dont care about them
and it pisses me off
especially when stupid bitchy whores become salutatorians of the 2008 graduating class
guy- Hey theres a party in malvern tonight!
girl- Sweet lets go and tomorrow we can have a hangover and an abortion!!
by hornet fan August 25, 2008
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