smegma

The crusty residue that collects on the opening of a ketchup bottle when the cap is put on without wiping the tip of the bottle first.

"watch out for ketchup cop when she sees the smegma on the bottle, she will probably go gretchen on you."

by hoosier daddy July 11, 2006

steakum

Labial Flaps that have been stretched by overuse.

An extremely unattractive vigina.

The slut up the street has smegma on her steakum.

by hoosier daddy July 11, 2006