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lardfist

Lardfist - verb (-ing, -ed). In verb form it is the act of dipping one's hand in lard and then inserting said fist into the rectum of another person. This was first reported in the movie Caligula (1979). Colloquially, it denotes any instance in which you are defeated by another person.

I got lardfisted this past weekend by Jerry, and I've been shitting butter ever since.

lardfist by his fistness December 15, 2019