Definitions by him.

Kyeila 

THE BADDEST BIDDIE YOU WILL EVER KNOW. ANY WOMAN WITH THIS NAME IS FUCKING AMAZING AND SHOULD BE SNATCHED IN AN INSTANT. FIND A WOMAN WITH THIS NAME IMMEDIATELY AND TELL HER THAT YOU APPRECIATE HER.

friend 1: bro who’s that?
friend 2: that’s kyeila.

friend 1: SHES MINE.

friend2: NO BITCH SHES MINE
everyone else: MINE!!!!

Kyeila by him. August 9, 2022

spang 

1) The sound of someone being hit in the face, or over the head, with a shovel. Onomatapoeic.

2) The act of doing this - hence spanging, spanged, spanger.

"'E was like, "Your bird's a right munter!", but I've got me shovel 'andy, so I goes SPANG! Right in the chops. Wicked."

spang by Him. July 2, 2004