Manwhore

A guy who gropes half the school, pretends he can seduce anyone, and hangs around thots. During lunch, he sits with his main group of friends, signals the thots to come over, and squeezes their thighs. Sends them off, plays cards, and starts talking about how “hot” they are. In the hallways, he has his arm around their shoulder, as he ditches his friends so he is noticed by others. As he walks into class he sends them off with a big, fashionable grope. At the end of the day, everyone notices he’s sharing a locker with a thot. As he is exiting the building,he has and army of 12 thots hanging in his shoulder. He says goodbye to his 11 thots, picks his favorite, and walks home with her. As they walk they stand close, hold hands, talk about their relationship status, and takes her home. All of this while his best friend is tagging along in the back, with his sound cancelling headphones dreading the walk. PART 1

Person 1: Why do you hang with the thots?
Person 2: it’s a guy thing you wouldn’t understand

Person 1: But I am a guy
Person 2: Fine man, you really want to know? They help me feel.

Person 1: Ew you manwhore

by hihiviolet October 27, 2019