Definitions by hi, i'm pansexual

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

the entire keyboard.

why is it qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and not abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm by hi, i'm pansexual June 19, 2021

scam 

someone (most likely from india because logic) who either "gives away" stuff "for free" or asks for stuff in exchange for nothing.

scammer: hello, this is (insert name) from (insert company), you have been selected to win a prize.
victim: mmmm no.
scammer: what do you mean, i actually work at (insert company).
victim: lol no this is a scam
scammer: (insert an entire minute of cussing out victim)
victim: have a good day, sweetheart. (hangs up)

scam by hi, i'm pansexual June 17, 2021

trending

the pure definition of weird. like really, sometimes, scams are trending. even reddit videos are trending, though.

normal person: hey, have you seen the trending page on (insert social media)? i he-
normaln't person: oH dO yOu MeAn ThOsE vIdEoS wHERE-
normal person: shut

trending by hi, i'm pansexual June 17, 2021

grbyh5gtrf4ecr 

i'm bored

send help

person: how ot get rid of bordeom

person 2: i'm not gonna ask how you misspelled "to" and "boredom" despite the fact that you are literally an adult.
person: grbyh5gtrf4ecr
person 2: are you having a stroke
person: brnyhjgt5wfr
person 2: oh god oh fuck

grbyh5gtrf4ecr by hi, i'm pansexual June 16, 2021

software gore 

basically a subreddit where computers just refuse to work

person: hey, can you please work for me?
computer: no, i am one with the software gore. fuck you.
person: i will throw you in the trash if you pull that one more time

software gore by hi, i'm pansexual June 16, 2021