Definitions by herpesaaa

Schrödinger's Herpes

You tell people about something (an STD), and only once they've shown their reaction do you decide whether you're kidding or not.

"Herpes": Yo man, I heard this album it's amazing.
Person 2: eh, i didnt really like it.
"Herpes": Oh yeah, me too
Person 3: bro has Schrödinger's Herpes

Schrödinger's Herpes by herpesaaa June 26, 2026