her ex (I actually married her!)'s definitions

granny

Name of a butt-ugly country hick woman who resembles a gay man (see bear). Voice sounds like a cat being killed with extreme prejudice. Sells herself as a prostitute-amazingly, men will actually pay for an "encounter" with her.

Granny's son got her grits one day...luckily he was gay!

by her ex (I actually married her!) September 25, 2003