Dude! I can't believe I drunxted my ex last night! Now she thinks I'm still in love with her!
Person #1 at the bar: "Where's Michelle?"
Person #2: Oh, she had 2 Angry Orchards, so she's in the bathroom crying and drunxting people.
Person #1 at the bar: "Where's Michelle?"
Person #2: Oh, she had 2 Angry Orchards, so she's in the bathroom crying and drunxting people.
by helplessheart April 18, 2014