horse slip

When you accidentally fall onto a horse dick and get eaten by a horse but still survive and the horse shits you out

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kids who eat bananas

kids who eat bananas are kids who consume a fruit named bananas.

Woman: are you kid who eat bananas?
Kid: yes
Woman: So that makes you kids who eat bananas?
Kid: Yes i eat bananas

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When you stick a carrot up your ass and get fucked while hes farting and getting sucked into a tornado

guys the most unbelievable thing happened today. we did carrot wind! it was so weird but so nice

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