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The act of masturbating without any available lubricant. For variation, see Risky, Unholy, Slippery, and Funny Business.
Jake: Man, I'm about to go Straight Business when I get home.
Brandon: Dude! Vaseline Men is 2.99 on special!
Brandon: Dude! Vaseline Men is 2.99 on special!
by helen eastefon April 8, 2011
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