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dildoy

when something is not ideal or when something is annoying
usually paired with the word "hella" before it

"Bro did you see the new movie?"
"Yeah bruh the plot was hella dildoy, would not watch again"

another word for planet fitness because of its purple-themed machine and equipment

1: "Ayo planet fitness is having a promotion for $10 a month!"
2: "bruh I'm not tryna go to a shitty lean gym that has pizza Mondays...."