The Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!....

Marco put peanut butter all over his dick and called his dog over to lick it off...and he wonders why its dead


heh

by hazard April 18, 2005

Element

A very tacky looking peice of crap car from Honda.

"Great, there's Jerry with his shitty Element."

by Hazard October 24, 2003

bug hoobies

this is just a less popularized version of tig ol bitties

look at them bug hoobies

by hazard November 04, 2003

Douche Monger

Worse than a Douchbag. A Super Douchebag prick that likes to hang out with other Lesser Douchebag Friends, gathering them around him so he can feel like more of a douchebag than the Douchebags he mongered.
AKA Chandler from Friends.

"Jerry, you fucking Douche Monger, tell your friends to go home!"

by Hazard October 24, 2003

Cyco

Shortened version of "Suicyco Muthafucka."
Meaning Psychotic Stake of mind.

"Jerry you Cyco! Whatsamattayou!"

by Hazard October 23, 2003

Whatsamattayou

Basically "whats the matter with you" slurred into one word with an italian accent.

"Whatsamattayou!"

by Hazard October 23, 2003

jerkwater

Slang term for Human Seminal Fluid. The word is used as a derogatory term for an unsavory person.

"Can it Jerkwater!"

"Gimmie the money Jerkwayer."

by Hazard October 23, 2003