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Abbreviation of "young". Now used as a pedophilic term for groomed minors and pedophiles to identify each-other with. Not all uses of the term are like this however, so you should take care to observe the context the post is in. If the post isn't pornographic, chances are they're using it innocently. If the post is lewd however, they are 100% a child or looking for children.
I'm not using this in a sentence. You don't need to imagine how it's used in a sentence. If you recognize it, stay away and report. yng. There.
yng by hawn hawn baguette September 30, 2025

Afrigganer

From "Afrikaner" + "nigger". Some Afrikaner doing some dumbass shit? Call them an Afrigganer.
The activities of an Afrigganer may be called Afrigganery.
"Elon is such an Afrigganer."
Afrigganer by hawn hawn baguette February 2, 2025
From femboy and incel. See also: femcel.

The unholy child of femcel and incel. These are 'femboys' (boys who dress or present femininely) that also happen to be incels. Unlike regular incels, who usually are despised for their usually misogynistic views, femboycels, like femcels, may be more 'favorably' seen; or even fetishized... eugh.
That guy is such a femboycel.

He said he's a 'femboycel'. He needs to go outside.
Not to be confused with the name "Ian". This is a reduction of "I ain't" on the model of ion, or "i don't". Pronounced "aɪˌeɪn", or basically just "I ain't" but without the t.
"Ian fuck with that."
"Ian gon' go."
"Ian even know what he say."
ian by hawn hawn baguette February 10, 2024

Crypto-English 

Etymology is obvious.
Noun:
A person who claims to be of Scottish, Irish, or Welsh descent but who fervently defends (shills for) England. Usually this is a result of them sharing English ancestry or being majority English. In other words, "Crypto-English". Compare "no true scotsman".
Singular is "Crypto-Englishman", plural is "Crypto-English", also "Crypto-Englishmen". "Crypto-Angloid" can also be used if you're feeling a tad bit ruder than usual.
"Charles is a tad bit of a Crypto-English twat."
"She walked into the Scottish Tory party meeting, only to be faced with a bunch of Crypto-Englishmen".
Crypto-English by hawn hawn baguette September 3, 2023
Shortening of capslock, itself a shortening of "capital letters lock". As the usage of capital letters online often carries the connotation of yelling or screaming (which can be rude), leaving capslock on accidentally can lead to confrontation, hence "caps" to inform people that you did it by accident. I have no clue why this shit has not been added yet considering how important it is to internet etiquette.

The phrase "caps" itself can be considered a shortening of "sorry, left capslock on". "sorry, caps" is also common.
bob: "HEY GUYS, HOP ON SEX 2™"
also bob: "caps"
his crew of mischevious individuals: "all good"
caps by hawn hawn baguette August 15, 2023
Loud + Squidward. Refers to the AI character in AI Generated Sponge, an artificially generated livestream that uses artificial intelligence to "create" SpongeBob characters, often devolving into debauchery or downright insanity. Squidward is, as the name implies- very, very loud to the point of earraping. He has affectionately been given the name of "Loudward" as a result.
"FREE LOUDWARD!"

"WE STAN LOUDWARD!"
"LOUDWARD GIVE ME MY CHILDREN BACK!"