hawn hawn baguette's definitions
Etymology is obvious.
Noun:
A person who claims to be of Scottish, Irish, or Welsh descent but who fervently defends (shills for) England. Usually this is a result of them sharing English ancestry or being majority English. In other words, "Crypto-English". Compare "no true scotsman".
Singular is "Crypto-Englishman", plural is "Crypto-English", also "Crypto-Englishmen". "Crypto-Angloid" can also be used if you're feeling a tad bit ruder than usual.
Noun:
A person who claims to be of Scottish, Irish, or Welsh descent but who fervently defends (shills for) England. Usually this is a result of them sharing English ancestry or being majority English. In other words, "Crypto-English". Compare "no true scotsman".
Singular is "Crypto-Englishman", plural is "Crypto-English", also "Crypto-Englishmen". "Crypto-Angloid" can also be used if you're feeling a tad bit ruder than usual.
"Charles is a tad bit of a Crypto-English twat."
"She walked into the Scottish Tory party meeting, only to be faced with a bunch of Crypto-Englishmen".
"She walked into the Scottish Tory party meeting, only to be faced with a bunch of Crypto-Englishmen".
by hawn hawn baguette September 3, 2023
Get the Crypto-Englishmug. The worst type of people to ever exist. 95% of them automatically go to hell for being dumb little fucks
"Oi ya stupid fookin' american cunt, didncha kno dat the yoo-kay has free 'ealthcare??"
"What the fuck is up with that dude?"
"Don't worry, he's one of them English people."
"What the fuck is up with that dude?"
"Don't worry, he's one of them English people."
by hawn hawn baguette March 9, 2022
Get the English peoplemug. **Not** to be confused with Weeaboo.
Banzaiboos (may also be called Battoboos), are the Kaiserboo equivalent of Imperial Japan. Often focuses on the Showa era (1926 - 1945) but occasionally there'll be one who likes Meiji better.
Don't confuse them as being friends with weeaboos, though. They detest them and modern Japan because they believe that democratization and "pacification" of Japan has led to its complete downfall culturally and politically.
Anti-Imperialist- just anti western-imperialist. They'll gladly take over Korea if they could and set up a new GEACPS.
Banzaiboos (may also be called Battoboos), are the Kaiserboo equivalent of Imperial Japan. Often focuses on the Showa era (1926 - 1945) but occasionally there'll be one who likes Meiji better.
Don't confuse them as being friends with weeaboos, though. They detest them and modern Japan because they believe that democratization and "pacification" of Japan has led to its complete downfall culturally and politically.
Anti-Imperialist- just anti western-imperialist. They'll gladly take over Korea if they could and set up a new GEACPS.
P1: "Japan should have won WW2! Those imperialist dogs in Britain and America should have stayed out!"
P2: "Dude, you're such a fucking Banzaiboo. Wake up, you live in South Dakota."
P2: "Dude, you're such a fucking Banzaiboo. Wake up, you live in South Dakota."
by hawn hawn baguette July 10, 2022
Get the Banzaiboomug. Loud + Squidward. Refers to the AI character in AI Generated Sponge, an artificially generated livestream that uses artificial intelligence to "create" SpongeBob characters, often devolving into debauchery or downright insanity. Squidward is, as the name implies- very, very loud to the point of earraping. He has affectionately been given the name of "Loudward" as a result.
by hawn hawn baguette May 29, 2023
Get the Loudwardmug. Not to be confused with the name "Ian". This is a reduction of "I ain't" on the model of ion, or "i don't". Pronounced "aɪˌeɪn", or basically just "I ain't" but without the t.
by hawn hawn baguette February 10, 2024
Get the ianmug. A website which should never be mentioned. Contains all sorts of weird shit ranging from actual incestuous porn to gore and scat. Most of the weird shit is recorded at very low quality, though.
This guy didn't know what 'motherless' meant, so I told him to look it up. He stopped using the computer for a few days after that.
by hawn hawn baguette August 9, 2022
Get the Motherlessmug. Can also be rendered as "Western Propaganda".
A scapegoat used by socialists, communists, and other Marxists to justify the failing regimes of Marxist-Leninist parties. (see Cuba, China, the Soviet Union, etc.)
Rather than addressing the reasons for why the regime failed, or why their policies fail- they instead choose to blame the failures on the west, and that their failures were exaggerated by "western propaganda".
This may also alternatively be used (quite rarely) by right-wingers, however it is much rarer and often tied back to Russia and its war with Ukraine.
A scapegoat used by socialists, communists, and other Marxists to justify the failing regimes of Marxist-Leninist parties. (see Cuba, China, the Soviet Union, etc.)
Rather than addressing the reasons for why the regime failed, or why their policies fail- they instead choose to blame the failures on the west, and that their failures were exaggerated by "western propaganda".
This may also alternatively be used (quite rarely) by right-wingers, however it is much rarer and often tied back to Russia and its war with Ukraine.
P1: "Bah! Are you kidding me? Cuba *has* democracy, that's just imperialist propaganda!"
P2: "Dude, you live in New York City. You haven't even stepped foot outside the USA."
P2: "Dude, you live in New York City. You haven't even stepped foot outside the USA."
by hawn hawn baguette July 14, 2022
Get the Imperialist Propagandamug.