a status update on facebook that is irrelevant to anyone who reads it and annoys everyone. These statuses are frequently a cry for attention and contain many grammatical errors and misspellings.
Rachel: bed time.... gotta be up at 6:30.
Rachel: isn't feeling good... still... bedtime, get to sleep in tomorrow.
Rachel: thinks she has a staulker.
Wow, Rachel is really emobooking today.