Definitions by hashtagstricky

blowfail

the inability to be able to blow out non-trick, original birthday candles because of weight or sheer stupidity

The five year old boy had a complete blowfail at his party.

the act of eating a pizza in math class then putting it away acting like there was no pizza that ever existed

Man. Jimmy is so stupid he Elizabethed in math class.
Wow. What an idiot!!!