1 definition by happytweets
A handsome, chubby, toned Italian with dark features and thick black lushious hair. Has a very good dress sense, and is loved by all TYPES of women, no matter what size age or race they are. Almost certainly has a tiny penis! Can be one of the funniest people you could ever meet in your lifetime, and one of the best types of friends to have. Zoe, if you ever cross paths with an Alessio, go for him no questions asked, you wont be dissapointed!
by happytweets January 31, 2016