pfper

Someone who attempts to refute veganism (or just piss off annoying vegans) by arguing that "plants feel pain".
Person 1: "I'm vegan"

Person 2: "So killing plants that has been scientifically proven to feel pain they send a electrical current out when they are cut so do you think its alright to eat plants because you cant hear them scream when they get cut them because they dont have a voice that you can hear. Look it up they feel pain just like any animal."

Person 1: "Ah it's been a while since I had a pfper. This gave me the warm fuzzies"

verbatim from FB
by half_corvid May 09, 2021
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