hairy monkey balls's definitions

Brendan Rodriguez

some gay nigga that's likes baseball and is a poser that looks like a rat

yo, did you see Brendan Rodriguez, nigga asked me if he can have my cheese

by hairy monkey balls September 21, 2017

Cian

Cians are Irish guys who have unlimited rizz and never seems to run out of energy. They are not is not the biggest dudes but has very well defined features and is a great judge of character. Cians are also smart but has a strange sense of humour.

Girl- I love you honey
Cian appearing out of nowhere- Hey what do you do for a living apart from being a 10
Boyfriend- what do you think your...
Girl- Oh Cian come why don't you come with me I never liked him that much anyway
Boyfriend- WTF!

by Hairy Monkey Balls June 29, 2023

Cara

Cara is a unicorn fairy princess butterfly who loves annoying her brothers, Cian and Tadhg.

Cara: *Annoys her brothers*
Her brothers: *beat her up*
Cara: 😵

by Hairy Monkey Balls June 29, 2023