Definitions by hairy balls

Crungle 

When you grab something so hard it breaks into tiny little pieces and then you die; when you curl toes so hard they break off.

MY TOES ARE BEING CRUNGLED😰

Crungle by hairy balls September 28, 2021

Studerbag 

1) A very small bag of ice.
2) To be drunk and obnoxious.

1) Ben we have three cases and all you could get was a five pound bag of ice.
2) How did he leave the concert more drunk than when we got there. He's completely studerbagged.

Studerbag by Hairy Balls October 19, 2008

Pull a Heap 

To go in someones house, apartment, or dorm room and eat up more than a reasonable amount of food thus leaving the kitchen empty and owner/buyer of the food pissed off.

"Dustin I told you that you could have only 4 cookies and you ate 3 tupperware containers. why did you have to pull a heap"

Pull a Heap by hairy balls January 7, 2008