Robert Pattinson

the absolute love of my life.

boy: hey wanna go on a date?

girl: no thx, i only fancy british men, preferably named Robert Pattinson.

by haha lol xd November 02, 2020

cedric diggory

the only man ever. he carried goblet of fire. period.

no one:

absolutely no one:
cedric diggory: *breathes*
me: passes out and is 32 months pregnant <3

by haha lol xd November 04, 2020

crayons

if u don’t smell like crayons then leave.

me: yall know damn well what crayons i’m talking about

by haha lol xd November 04, 2020