sanding

when you're getting really kinky and for some reason decide to put sand in your foreskin

Man at sex rehab: I had a very dangerous addiction to sanding, i almost died

by guy who discovered sanding November 03, 2017

pregnant

what happens when you get your brother so mad at you that he decides to poke holes in all your condoms

i got pregnant after i killed my brothers chinchilla

by guy who discovered sanding November 27, 2017