pencildick

A penis of no more than 6-7 inches in lenght that is extremely thin.

lolomgomgomgrafflemoo you missed me pencildick!

by Gumba Gumba April 07, 2004

popeye

Now discontinued cartoon from the forties and fifties about an oddly proportioned american sailor who constantly got into fights, where he was the underdog. He would, at a pivotal point, consume spinach, and become immediatley brawnier as a result. Immensely popular, and famed for his arch-enemy bluto, girlfriend Olive Oil, and his ridiculously large biceps. He also had one squinted eye, one that protruded, a speech impediment, a pipe, and incoherant ramblings that he would use to amuse himself.


The cartoon was a vector to get kids eating more greens so the could grow up to be just like him.

Q: what happened when Napoleon went to mount Olive?

A: Popeye got pissed...



Oh, Popeye- Olive

by Gumba Gumba March 12, 2004

piston head

(n.) One who is very interested in the mechanics of vehicles, particularly luxury or sports cars. Similar to a gear head

The only thing more boring than a piston head is a gear head

by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004

cock knocker

1) A homosexual, or more broadly, anyone who loves the cock.

2) Phallus shaped door knocker.

Then, I get punched in the motherfuckin nuts by a guy names cock knocker.


Wow, that house we saw, it had a cock knocker.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

black death

Bubonic plagues that ravaged the known world during the 1340's.

Black death killed millions of Asians and europeans.

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

cigar

What REAL men puff. That...and a pipe.

Smoke your cockarette, and look like a poor-ass. Wh' m' pi' gon'?

by Gumba Gumba April 07, 2004

cumfaced

To be sprayed in the face with seminal fluid by an ejaculating male.

She moved back during the blowjob because she didn't want it in her mouth. But she didn't go fast enough so she was all cumfaced.

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004