Peaouche

(Noun)- a simp boyfriend who tells his usually ugly and conniving girlfriend every little thing who then herself spreads the information like wildfire

The word is a portmanteau of pea-brain and douche

Pronounced Pee-youche; It rhymes with douche
Omg guys. This total Peaouche told his butt ugly beat up cringe girlfriend things that I told him in absolute confidence. This clown cannot be trusted with anything around his ghastly girlfriend.

Holy shit mate. If this simp was in our Allied army fighting the Nazis in WWII, the Peaouche would divulge everything to Mata Hari who would tell Eva Braun who would tell Hitler and we would be speaking fucking German right now. I can’t even with this wanker.

Brah. We have abort the current fraternity rush plans. Some Peaouche told his bitch that we were making the pledges swim across the river at night with ass candles and now the Dean found out and is threatening to shut us down.
by guhvelmo March 23, 2024
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