muffin

a classic name of your local drug dealer to keep things under cover with out saying his real name

"did muffin get any more crack in lately?"
"who is muffin?"
"dave, dave asked me to call him muffin from now on"

by guch strap francis nicholls February 12, 2006

grape smuggler

A grape smuggler is a guy who likes to hang around with the oppisite sex but in a younger form. Much like a toy boy but vise-versa. (about a two to three year difference to apply) when they are grown up its o.k.

john is a blates grape smuggler he is now going out with a 14 year old and he is 17.

by guch strap francis nicholls November 19, 2005