Definitions by grimly fiendish

corn clock

A way to calculate how long it takes food to digest by eating corn and then checking your poop.

According to my corn clock, it takes 7 hours before I poop out what I eat.

corn clock by grimly fiendish August 11, 2015

corn clock

A way to calculate how long it takes food to digest by eating corn and then checking your poop.

According to my corn clock, it takes 7 hours before I poop out what I eat.

corn clock by grimly fiendish August 11, 2015

Dark Vader 

What a redneck calls Darth Vader due to his/her limited vocabulary.

On "Valantimes" day, Bobby Earl come over and fixed my "chimley". Then we snorted sum "oxycottons" and watched that movie with "Dark Vader". I think it's called "Star Track"

Dark Vader by grimly fiendish August 11, 2015