Definitions by greenlight7700

opsistatic

An adjective used to describe someone who looks prematurely old, mature, or seasoned early in life, but then completely stops aging. Their appearance remains locked, frozen, and unchanging for decades.

My coworker, Dave, has a totally opsistatic face. He looked like an exhausted middle-aged dad at his high school graduation, but he hasn't aged a single day since.

opsistatic by greenlight7700 August 15, 2026