3 definitions by great cornholio
One who feels the need to park in the fire lane at Wal-Mart even though there are 2000 parking spaces open.
by great cornholio March 25, 2005
My honkey buster is my best friend.
by great cornholio September 1, 2006
An abrupt interruption of a shit in progress by a phone call, knock on a door, loud sound or blumpkin. The interruption causes the shit to retreat back into its creators' sphincter.
I suffered a midloaf crisis as the fire alarm caused my log to make a swift retreat back into my anus.
by great cornholio July 27, 2011