great cornholio's definitions

Midloaf Crisis

An abrupt interruption of a shit in progress by a phone call, knock on a door, loud sound or blumpkin. The interruption causes the shit to retreat back into its creators' sphincter.

I suffered a midloaf crisis as the fire alarm caused my log to make a swift retreat back into my anus.

by Great Cornholio July 28, 2011

honkey buster

A small baseball bat used to ward off white trash. Useful in lay-a-way lines and tractor pulls.

My honkey buster is my best friend.

by great cornholio September 1, 2006

white trash

One who feels the need to park in the fire lane at Wal-Mart even though there are 2000 parking spaces open.

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by Great Cornholio March 24, 2005