dyshorologia

Like dyslexia or dyscalculia, but only for reading analog (old style) clock faces. You can do math no problem, but clock faces are like trying to decipher an ancient code.

John: "Hey, what time is it?"
Greg: -stares intently at clock on the wall-
John: "... you okay over there?"
Greg: "I think I have dyshorologia."

by gorpoglorp January 25, 2022

Fehu male

When you've run out of Greek letter males to parody, so you've switched to Futhark runes.

"Dude, what is he? An psi male? An ypsilon male? A mu male?"
"None of the above. He's... a fehu male."

by gorpoglorp October 11, 2022