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Definitions by gorilla tities

mouth to the south 

The act of Cunnilingus or Anilingus, as your mouth clearly goes to the female's southern region.
Hey Hank, I totally went mouth to the south on Amy last night.

long haired jizz expert 

Long haired jizz expert- best seen in the tv show Workaholics, refers to one that has long hair and is an expert in the fields of seman.
Get away from me you long haired jizz expert!
Adam: No one talks to my long haired jizz expert like that!
Did you see all of those umpa lumpa JTG's over there? what faggots
JTG by gorilla tities July 30, 2011

mayonaise mama 

damn check out the boobies on dat mayonaise mama!