gorilla tities's definitions

mayonaise mama

another slang term for white girls.

damn check out the boobies on dat mayonaise mama!

by gorilla tities April 25, 2010

JTG

Jersey
Tanned
Guidos

Did you see all of those umpa lumpa JTG's over there? what faggots

by gorilla tities July 30, 2011

mouth to the south

The act of Cunnilingus or Anilingus, as your mouth clearly goes to the female's southern region.

Hey Hank, I totally went mouth to the south on Amy last night.

by gorilla tities March 11, 2014

long haired jizz expert

Long haired jizz expert- best seen in the tv show Workaholics, refers to one that has long hair and is an expert in the fields of seman.

Get away from me you long haired jizz expert!
Adam: No one talks to my long haired jizz expert like that!

by gorilla tities February 17, 2014