Definitions by goose_on_a_roof

perts 

This is short for pertinent information.

Coworker: I've got a potential customer on line 2 for you.
Response: What are the perts?
Coworker: It's a woman named Josephine Dokes. She's got an afghan hound and she saw our ad for the no-tangle pet comb.

perts by goose_on_a_roof February 28, 2018

Goose Waffle 

The goose droppings that dry up and fall off the soles of your hiking boots after a walk in the field.

"Who left the goose waffles in the hallway? Everyone check your feet."

Goose Waffle by goose_on_a_roof September 19, 2012