1 definition by goochmaster tweeze

a complete faggot named zach with anger problems who copies one of their cool friends, style, jokes, hair, etc. because they have no personality or nothing good going for them, a ballzach gets so angry over stupid jokes that he may develop high blood pressure or even cut your palm.
Zach Fischer is such a ballzach. i make one joke and the faggot flips out, we should circumsize that faggot, his mildly attractive girlfriend has been choosing my dick over his because i'm circumsized.
by goochmaster tweeze June 6, 2011
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