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Fabs

Douchebag who thinks he can walk around wearing a headband in all times of day and weather conditions without regard for people's feelings or laughter. Has multiple colors of headbands to match one sweatshirt with different colors of glitter disco pants. Probably takes balls to the face at the drop of a hat. Only one who gives blow jobs under the missle toe. Prefers missle toe to camel toe. Wears a bowtie in the shower. All of these conditions must apply.

The fat guy from The Butterfly Effect looks like Fabs.

by gods bitch July 17, 2006