Definitions by goddess help us

uzi 

A simi-hard erection , that ooozzes cum instead of squirting.

Grandma got mad when grandpa starting haveing uzi's !

uzi by goddess help us February 20, 2010

Barack Obama Weed 

A strong smelling dark strain of marijuana
that gives you a quick high, but then robs you and your country of Trillions of $ before you know what happened.
infowars.com
read
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WAKE UP !!!

Wow i smoked some Barack Obama Weed last night and now im broke and my country has gone to hell.... WTF?

Barack Obama Weed by goddess help us April 19, 2009