Definitions by go away please and thank you

please 

The "magic word" everyone asks for when you ask for something.

someone: hi can i borrow this
other person: what's the magic word?
someone: abracadabra-
other person: no
someone: fIneEee.. it's please.
other person: hehe..no it's not
someone: wait wHAT-

please by go away please and thank you March 30, 2020

joke 

a free pass to avoid someone getting mad at you

person a: i hate u
person b: the fuck??? We are best friends
a: omg it’s just a joke get over it lol
b: not anymore

joke by go away please and thank you October 7, 2019

April Fools 

When people decide to "prank" you and then say april fools afterwards.

person: omg!11 i hat u
other person: omg?? wot? ur my friend? at least i thought-
person: april fools!! did i get u?
other person: what the f-

April Fools by go away please and thank you April 8, 2019