Definitions by gnus child

splenger 

Noun.
A homosexual often rempant in nature.

person 1: Ross seemed gay to me.
person 2: yeh, he was a total splenger.

splenger by gnus child June 10, 2005

pikey bashing 

Verb.
The art of removing pikeys from one's property and the surrounding areas preferably and generally violent in nature.

Person 1:Some pikeys are residing in the drawing room, old chap.
Pikeys:Oi,Oi!! Gimme your wallet or I'll nife ya. Innit!
Person 2: Would you care to partake in some pikey bashing?
Person 1:Indeed,my old bean, I would.

pikey bashing by gnus child June 10, 2005

face brains 

The confused state of having brains on your face, possibly due to a horrific disease or wounds to ones skull or to the skulls of others.

person 1:you so ugly you look like you have face brains.
or
brains splattering on your head as a result of a gunshot or unspecified wound.

face brains by gnus child June 10, 2005