1 definition by gloverboy6
A religion that, if you tell a Jehovah's Witness you're a part of, they will instantly leave. The opposite is true for born agains.
"Hi, I'd like you to have this pamphlet about our religion: The Jehovah's Witnesses."
"Well, I'm a Mormon"
"Okay... bye!"
"Works every time!"
"Well, I'm a Mormon"
"Okay... bye!"
"Works every time!"
by gloverboy6 January 11, 2010